A Night to Remember (Asopa Moments from Shree Dhaba)

Date:29th August 2009

What a night it was, we were making plans for days to go to shree "The place of controversies", the biggest one.....ahh... ahh.., I think I should keep my mouth shut,BATCH 2011 will kill me, not the whole batch, few chosen one ;)

So we met in mess not the tension waala,its the dinner place around 6:15 pm after classes. what a waste you are continously reading this blog without even asking a question that "We stands for whom?" what you have already thought of this question? sorry then yaar, ho jaata hai kabhi kabhi...

Who are we??????

Ashish Asopa -Bottleman(loves to hit girls, chance waala nahi maarne waala; loves to hit girls with beer bottle)

Debankur Adhikari -with one question always " Cigarette Achche???", achche is in Bengali so pronounce it accordingly.

Sneha Padiyat -Research work is going about her; will write soon.

Anjani Kapoor -Trying to give competition to Kareena kapoor with size zero, bus zero ke aage 1 laga hua hai, so its size 10.

Yojana Phadnis -The girl with beautiful eyes, aisa usse lagta hai. Sneha I still remember what you said about her eyes.

Rahul Kumar (Me) -the most innocent dirty, cute bad boy aisa mujhe lagta hai, soon will be Late Rahul Kumar, after other members of this story will read it.

We met, we finalised at 8:30 we will move for Shree.

Its pass 8:30 no contacts, I was getting ready.

Time 9:10 pm

triiiing triiiing....

Rahul: Hello

Debu: Kaha hai

Rahul: room pe.

Debu: saale ye sab shree jaane ko keh hi nahi rahe hai.

Rahul: WTF are you saying??????? tu room pe aa saath mein chalte hai; will talk to them.

Debu: ok.

Rahul: cool.

Rahul and Debu headig towards girls hostel, we saw Asopa, Anjani and Ruchika.

Rahul: yyyy u people are not coming to shree?

Anjani: Yaar! Mann nahi hai...

Rahul: Mann nahi hai ki pasie nahi? ;)

Anjani: Abe saale paise hai, but I don't feel like going.

Blah blah......... Do you want to read the whole conversation???? main story pe aaate hai yaar...

ok, for you only.

Rahul: blah blah!!!!!

Anjani: blah blah!!!!!

Debu: blah blah!!!!!

Anjani: blah blah!!!!!

Asopa: blah blah!!!!!

Ruchika: blah blah!!!!!

Ashish: blah blah!!!!!

Still reading this blah blah!!!!!.. useless you are...

Rahul & Debu: finally, we are going; you guys go and change and come back fast.

Now the funny scene, Anjani and Ruchika change karke pehle aa agayi, aur Asopa abhi bhi nahi aaya... na jaane kya kya Pahan raha hai ;)

Time 9:50 pm

heading toward Shree:

Sneha Padiyat and Aishwarya also joined us, it was drizzling and we were 8 people with 2 umbrella.

We went and ordered some good food (Veg and non-veg dono)

Asopa: Main beer piyoonga

Rahul: aur phir main daddy-daddy kheloonga, tujhe pakad ke le jana hoga.

Asopa: saale aaj main ek bottle hi piyoonga.

Rahul: Tab thik hai....(wondering, ek bottle mein bhi hil gaya to kya karoonga?)

Dabu: Lets order beer.

Asopa: Main Kingfisher strong loonga.

Rahul: (wondering ab to ek hi bottle hi kaafi hai asopa ke liye, aaj daddy-daddy khelna hi hoga mujhe)

We ordered kingfisher (strong), for me, debu and asopa, girls were good, they said they don't drink (*at shree).

We drunked, laughed and ejoyed, aissa bolna padta hai yaar....

Asopa gave some memorable moment, making us to listen him again and again.

Asopa:Chuup chuup, pehle meri suno, or phir kuch bhi bolta.he he he...

Rahul: Ab to Daddy banne ke taiyaar ho gaya hoon main, I m ready, guys its time to move towards the hostel, its already 11:15.

Anjani: Bill plsss....

Sneha our account person, scanned the whole bill saying "saalo ne kuch jyaada to nahi add kiya....."

We paid the bill, heading towards hostel...

Time11:28 pm (Asopa Moment)

he gave me some tips how to handle ur lady,

Best Dialogue- Naukar mat banna......

Best Scene- As we were talking Anjani asked Ch$#ya ka kya matlab hota hai?

Asopa: ha ha ha .... Main batata hoon...

Anjani: shit (wondering, is he going to tell the exact meaning of this word) moral of the story is ki anjani knows the exact meanings of word Ch$#ya.

Asopa: Nahi, ab tumne Sher(Lion) ke mooh mein haath daal diya hai, sunna hi hoga. (asopa dunk remember it)

Anjani got scared and we started laughing, ha ha ha......

Asopa: The word Ch@#ya has 2 meanings, one what we know and second what we tell to girls that "it means bewkoof"... which is not true.... ha ha ha....

This the way came back to our hostel..... and I saw something on my way to hostel... and I felt very happy, I saw something which I seriously wanted to see at that moment of time....

But never mind it was a wonderful night... we seriously enjoyed I beleive , but me(Rahul) enjoyed the most, one of the best time of my life from hostel(9:15pm) to hostel(11:58 pm).

Love you all hope you enjoyed it.

Aur haan, Dailogues mein jinke naam nahi the, it does not mean they were not speaking....they were... What???? I forgot ;)