Genius stucked in JUNGLELAND.

I can smell how selfish you are reading this blog or every other blog of your friends; just for one reason and one reason only to get comments on your blogs, so that you can get a project status for it.If you are doing so “ Go jump in a Well.”

How clever we are, we got approval from UKC about this blog project; we formed Groups, asking their members that “tu mere blog pe comment karna aur main tere blog pe.”How Fweet... in other words “chEASY way out.”

But my intension is not to torture you or to get comments on this blog; if you feel so comment else; be a useless creature not taking an effort to comment on this blog ;)

It is a story of few Geniuses of Simc Batch 2010; who got stucked in this Jungleland. Thier names have been changed; being a responsible citizen of the nation I should not reveal their identity. This names are fictitious and resemblance to anyone is just an accident, a planned accident ;)

Arnab(name changed): Writing about this guy is a blessing(?????) in it self.

He made us believe the importance of Publicity in one's life....we can learn it from him.

Actually thier is four statages of publicity, you might knew 2 (Positive and Negative).

But yes,their is four stages of Publicity “Positive Publicity, Negative Publicity, Rakhi Sawant and... Arnab(name changed, mind it!)” I know you are thinking of whom, ahem...ahem...

This guy is a pass out of IIT “Individual Idiotic Talent” ;)

The Ip Ghost in campus; everyday some three or four member of our batch knocks his door, asking him to open the door, but this clever boy,always replies from his room that he is in no mood to talk “actaully he is no mood to be beaten down";)

Loves to multicast movies, and other stuffs , which I believe that he has never seen ..., but extra comments milega hamesha,like “One of the best classic movie of Satyajit Ray”, who cares...

Itni saari movie na jaane kaun kaun se roadside shop se le ke aaya hai... ;)

Ok I am getting Vocal now, remembering all his multicasts that pisses us off. So just leave him in his wonderJUNGLEland. :)

He is also a creature of God yaar (I guess......... yes he is, ok whatever leave him he is special in his way)

Darpan(Name changed):

Aakash Agarwal (Name changed):

Akshob(Name changed):

Now I am not writing about these creatures of God, I had told you in the beginning of this blog not to associate them with some othe person, Please be a responsible citizen of the nation and don't even think to ask for their real names, just associate with their changed name.

If you will associate them with their changed names, then I have got nothing to write about them, it will save my time and energy. Ha ha ha.... ;)

Plsss plsss plsss plsss plsss plsss...... Don't ask their real name...... its a humble request to all, pls.......

A Night to Remember (Asopa Moments from Shree Dhaba)

Date:29th August 2009

What a night it was, we were making plans for days to go to shree "The place of controversies", the biggest one.....ahh... ahh.., I think I should keep my mouth shut,BATCH 2011 will kill me, not the whole batch, few chosen one ;)

So we met in mess not the tension waala,its the dinner place around 6:15 pm after classes. what a waste you are continously reading this blog without even asking a question that "We stands for whom?" what you have already thought of this question? sorry then yaar, ho jaata hai kabhi kabhi...

Who are we??????

Ashish Asopa -Bottleman(loves to hit girls, chance waala nahi maarne waala; loves to hit girls with beer bottle)

Debankur Adhikari -with one question always " Cigarette Achche???", achche is in Bengali so pronounce it accordingly.

Sneha Padiyat -Research work is going about her; will write soon.

Anjani Kapoor -Trying to give competition to Kareena kapoor with size zero, bus zero ke aage 1 laga hua hai, so its size 10.

Yojana Phadnis -The girl with beautiful eyes, aisa usse lagta hai. Sneha I still remember what you said about her eyes.

Rahul Kumar (Me) -the most innocent dirty, cute bad boy aisa mujhe lagta hai, soon will be Late Rahul Kumar, after other members of this story will read it.

We met, we finalised at 8:30 we will move for Shree.

Its pass 8:30 no contacts, I was getting ready.

Time 9:10 pm

triiiing triiiing....

Rahul: Hello

Debu: Kaha hai

Rahul: room pe.

Debu: saale ye sab shree jaane ko keh hi nahi rahe hai.

Rahul: WTF are you saying??????? tu room pe aa saath mein chalte hai; will talk to them.

Debu: ok.

Rahul: cool.

Rahul and Debu headig towards girls hostel, we saw Asopa, Anjani and Ruchika.

Rahul: yyyy u people are not coming to shree?

Anjani: Yaar! Mann nahi hai...

Rahul: Mann nahi hai ki pasie nahi? ;)

Anjani: Abe saale paise hai, but I don't feel like going.

Blah blah......... Do you want to read the whole conversation???? main story pe aaate hai yaar...

ok, for you only.

Rahul: blah blah!!!!!

Anjani: blah blah!!!!!

Debu: blah blah!!!!!

Anjani: blah blah!!!!!

Asopa: blah blah!!!!!

Ruchika: blah blah!!!!!

Ashish: blah blah!!!!!

Still reading this blah blah!!!!!.. useless you are...

Rahul & Debu: finally, we are going; you guys go and change and come back fast.

Now the funny scene, Anjani and Ruchika change karke pehle aa agayi, aur Asopa abhi bhi nahi aaya... na jaane kya kya Pahan raha hai ;)

Time 9:50 pm

heading toward Shree:

Sneha Padiyat and Aishwarya also joined us, it was drizzling and we were 8 people with 2 umbrella.

We went and ordered some good food (Veg and non-veg dono)

Asopa: Main beer piyoonga

Rahul: aur phir main daddy-daddy kheloonga, tujhe pakad ke le jana hoga.

Asopa: saale aaj main ek bottle hi piyoonga.

Rahul: Tab thik hai....(wondering, ek bottle mein bhi hil gaya to kya karoonga?)

Dabu: Lets order beer.

Asopa: Main Kingfisher strong loonga.

Rahul: (wondering ab to ek hi bottle hi kaafi hai asopa ke liye, aaj daddy-daddy khelna hi hoga mujhe)

We ordered kingfisher (strong), for me, debu and asopa, girls were good, they said they don't drink (*at shree).

We drunked, laughed and ejoyed, aissa bolna padta hai yaar....

Asopa gave some memorable moment, making us to listen him again and again.

Asopa:Chuup chuup, pehle meri suno, or phir kuch bhi bolta.he he he...

Rahul: Ab to Daddy banne ke taiyaar ho gaya hoon main, I m ready, guys its time to move towards the hostel, its already 11:15.

Anjani: Bill plsss....

Sneha our account person, scanned the whole bill saying "saalo ne kuch jyaada to nahi add kiya....."

We paid the bill, heading towards hostel...

Time11:28 pm (Asopa Moment)

he gave me some tips how to handle ur lady,

Best Dialogue- Naukar mat banna......

Best Scene- As we were talking Anjani asked Ch$#ya ka kya matlab hota hai?

Asopa: ha ha ha .... Main batata hoon...

Anjani: shit (wondering, is he going to tell the exact meaning of this word) moral of the story is ki anjani knows the exact meanings of word Ch$#ya.

Asopa: Nahi, ab tumne Sher(Lion) ke mooh mein haath daal diya hai, sunna hi hoga. (asopa dunk remember it)

Anjani got scared and we started laughing, ha ha ha......

Asopa: The word Ch@#ya has 2 meanings, one what we know and second what we tell to girls that "it means bewkoof"... which is not true.... ha ha ha....

This the way came back to our hostel..... and I saw something on my way to hostel... and I felt very happy, I saw something which I seriously wanted to see at that moment of time....

But never mind it was a wonderful night... we seriously enjoyed I beleive , but me(Rahul) enjoyed the most, one of the best time of my life from hostel(9:15pm) to hostel(11:58 pm).

Love you all hope you enjoyed it.

Aur haan, Dailogues mein jinke naam nahi the, it does not mean they were not speaking....they were... What???? I forgot ;)